Monday 25 April 2005

Your favorite site will soon reach the speed of light

The official asterix.com website

Last month, your favourite site approached the speed of light! The counter reached 285,168 visitors for the month! Just a hair short of 300,000 km per second, the speed of light. This score is exceptional for a non-commercial leisure site. The statistics are amazing. The site also easily exceeded a record 20 million hits last month, for the first time, with a total of 22,706,803! By Toutatis!
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Monday 25 April 2005

A new exhibition in Cacofonix' hut

The official asterix.com website

Our bard, the artist of the Village, has put the finishing touches on a new exhibition, "The hidden history of Asterix". The exhibition set up and annotated on our site provides an overview of the high points in the Asterix supplement to Lire magazine, which has already become a collectors' item. It's a way of satisfying our readers all over the world who could not get a copy of the publication sold mainly in Gaul. After you've dropped in, taken a look and read it all, you'll no longer have to ask, "Where did Asterix come from, Mr. Uderzo?"
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Monday 4 April 2005

Some exciting lesson plans

The official asterix.com website

Your favourite web site has embarked on a completely mad programme. We want to keep offering our online readers more exclusive information, and with a broader appeal. For example, the matter of when the sky is going to fall is still a burning question, isn't it? Naturally, you'll always find the best information about that with Asterix (straight from the gods, I'm telling you!). But before we wake up our soothsayer, a reader of entrails, we invite you to sample our first lesson plan , devoted to gastronomy!

This is a delicate topic for Vitalstatistix, who has a weight problem, but it's downright crucial whenever Obelix feels a bit weak.
So our staff, armed with diplomas in the culinary arts, has poured their hearts into offering you a knowledgeable study that no treatise from the finest epicure could match!
Fire up your printers, and remember to wash your hands before coming to the table!
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