They have chosen the time and the landing site; they have selected their hero.
In the dead of winter, while schoolchildren are still wrapped in their mufflers every time they go out in order to hide their runny noses, the undisputed head of the Vikings (some renowned historians also call them Normans - as in the men from the North),
Timandahaf sent out his spies with such alarming names as Telegraf and Cryptograf… Nobody knows about it yet:
Europe is to be taken unawares as usual!
It has no idea as to what is brewing! Vikings are true warriors who do not know the meaning of fear… and this time they are extremely well organised.
Here is some highly confidential information: the Vikings have, in fact, been planning this operation for years. Do you want proof? They have already surrounded Lutetia, starting the encircling operation on the west beltway of the Gauls' vice-capital. Let me just remind the uninformed among you that the capital of Gaul is Lyon (
cf "Asterix and the Banquet" by R. Goscinny and A. Uderzo)! On the avenue leading up to the Arc de Triomphe, they have taken over the immense glass huts of a television network and transformed it into their base camp. Their message is menacingly clear to all Gauls: now that the Vikings have landed things are going to change around here!
All the more so as they have asked the help of two strategy specialists: Asterix and Obelix. With fortified camps in the Charentes region (Gaul), Lutetia (Gaul) and Copenhagen (Vikingsland), they now have a foothold close to the major cinematographic centres all over Europe. And, for a long time now, a mole has lain in our midst, biding their time…!
Sceptics and competitors are trying everything nonetheless to ensure that Doublehelix does not send his son Justforkix to do an internship in our favourite village of crazy people right during the spring holidays! Will they succeed? Justforkix, a hero to those rough men of the North despite his best efforts, against a return of the Ice Age?
The answer to this may well lie with the Vikings themselves! They are already familiar with the icy cold and crashing into icebergs never bothered them any! By Odin and Toutatis! This promises to be good brawl!
We promise to keep you informed as to the evolution of the European military situation. In any event, you had better be prepared for a real cold front!